One thing I'm looking forward to when I get older
Usually when it comes to talks about getting older I see a lot of people talk about how much it sucks which yknow what fair. Going from incredibly active to groaning everytime you get out of your seat sucks I get that.
But I'm going to be the first to say I feel that there are some things to look forward to and I do see them listed stuff like. Maturing, having your own independence, relationships, etc. 1
But there is one that I rarely if ever see which is the ability to make everybody under 25 die of cringe.
Let me explain when pokemon was still in its infancy there was something that 30+ did that really annoyed all young pokemon fans. Just by calling it pokeymans you instantly make every young person take mental damage.
When I was in 9th grade2 I had a teacher who occasionally just say the most cringeworthy stuff, he knew it made every kid in that class groan, he didn't care, he relished in it.
You even see this happening now, I heard so many stories of parents, or just folks saying something like 67 to some teens and watching the look of horror on their face.
Best thing about this power, it gets stronger the older you get by the time you are 70 you can permanently destroy the mind of ever under 25 just by saying the current popular slang.
Also if you use it incorrectly it's even better as now you can bank on both the cringe factor and the annoyance factor as you used it wrong.
I'm not the only person like this I one time read a post by a middle school teacher who purposely look up slang and purposely use them wrong just to annoy his class.
I'm looking forward to a lot of things when I get older, but I'm absolutely looking forward to this,
mark my word come back to this blog in 15 years, in the year 2041 when I'm 35 years old, and you will see me using so much gen alpha/beta slangs incorrectly, hoping that some poor teen stumble upon my blog and gets flashbanged
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